| Nigerian lawyers want to send me millions
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| | going to spend my fabulous wealth.Or not.
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| of dollars!Apparently in Nigeria there
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| | Sigh.Actually, I did bite in a small way
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| have been a number of explosionsand
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| | on the first one of these E-mail letters
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| mishaps and each time this happens in
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| | that came my way. I bought it at first,
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| their country somebody seems to leave
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| | sort of, in a way. Because I really
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| millions of dollars and no blood
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| | wanted to believe that life changing
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| relatives who are able to claim the
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| | money could fall in my lap in this way.
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| fortune. Do you know who gets the money
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| | I'd coincidentally been filling out some
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| in that event?Me!I know. Seems a little
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| | of these PCH forms and when I read this
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| odd. But that's the way they do it. The
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| | letter I treated it like one more lottery
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| lawyers do a massive internet search for
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| | or prize-winning contest.So, I sent this
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| any person with the same last name, or
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| | first lawyer - by E-mail - my telephone
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| just a foreigner, who will take this
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| | number. My reasoning was that he couldn't
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| money off of their hands. It turns out
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| | rip me off with this information, because
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| that in nine seperate mishaps/explosions
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| | if that were the case then anybody with a
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| that person turned out to be yours
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| | phone book could do so, to any person in
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| truly.Now, it may seem a little
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| | there who had a listing.As I should have
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| suspicious that I'd be so lucky to be the
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| | been able to predict, he called and asked
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| benificiary of such mishaps/explosions,
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| | me for my bank account number so that he
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| but the fact of the matter is: I am that
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| | could get my millions of dollars
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| lucky. What other explanation could there
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| | transferred. He left a message on my
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| be?It's totally legit. Do you know how I
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| | machine, so I wasn't able to talk with
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| know this? The lawyers all told me so,
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| | this fellow directly and then, of course,
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| without me even having to ask them. They
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| | I didn't call him back. It saddened me to
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| just vounteered this information and not
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| | realize that I wasn't going to be a
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| only that, they did so with lots of
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| | millionaire and there probably wasn't a
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| exclaimation points!!!!!! If I'd needed
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| | 'Sir Richard Sommers' who perished in a
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| any more convincing, those emphatic
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| | pipeline explosion with his entire known
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| punctuation marks surely made the case.
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| | family, leaving only me to inherit.Even
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| Lawyers don't just throw those in
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| | sadder, I told this story in class and
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| anywhere unless what they're telling you
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| | was told of an older man who had lost
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| is urgent and important.Also, I can tell
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| | seventy thousand dollars in a deal that
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| it's a real proposition because they've
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| | was almost exactly the same as the one I
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| told me not to call the authorities,
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| | related. That should be a warning. There
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| which can mean only one thing: It's so
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| | are people out there who think that they
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| much on the up and up that I don't have
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| | have more of a right to your hard earned
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| to bother the legal establishment at all.
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| | money than you do, if you make the
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| I've even been assured that it is not a
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| | unforgivable mistake of trusting
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| scam, which can only mean that it's all
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| | them.Nigeria, by the way, is a
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| totally honest, because totally honest
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| | fantastically corrupt place. Sixty
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| people always make a point to let you
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| | Minutes did a story on the place where
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| know that they're not lying to you or
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| | Mike Wallace boutght identity papers
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| ripping you off.My total take so far is
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| | proving that he was a Nigerian citizen.
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| one hundred and ninety nine million and a
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| | They weren't forged, either, he got them
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| half. I'm waiting until all the yacht
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| | by bribing public officials.Steve Sommers
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| catalogs I ordered come in before
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| | is the author of Breakfast with the
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| contacting these lawyers because I want
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| | Antichrist.
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| to make sure I know beforehand how I'm
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