Death by Umbrella: the Brollies of Doom

The "Umbrella Murder" is the most famousantidote.
incident involving the misuse of a brolly, and tookMarkov wasn't the last person to suffer death by
place on the streets of London in 1978. Georgiumbrella; in 2003, an 11 year old was beaten to
Markov, a Bulgarian novelist and playwright whodeath with an umbrella by her parents after trying
defected from the communist state to work forto run away from home in Atlanta, Georgia. She
the BBC World Service, met The Reaper afterhad been locked in a room and starved before
being stabbed with an umbrella containing a poisonbeing beaten, and the cause of death was
pellet whilst he was waiting at a bus stop onrecorded as 'blunt force trauma'.
Waterloo Bridge. It's reported that a man holdingMore recently, a court in Rome has convicted a
an umbrella apologised in a foreign accent andRomanian woman of fatally stabbing another
then walked off. Later that day Markovpassenger with an umbrella whilst on Rome's
developed a high fever and was admitted tosubway. The 21 year-old female victim, Vanessa
hospital; he died three days later.Russo, was jabbed in the eye with the umbrella
Due to the suspicious nature of his death,tip, and died two days later in hospital. The
Scotland Yard ordered a thorough investigationRomanian was caught on the metro station's
including an autopsy, where they discovered a pinCCTV camera and has been sentenced to 16
sized spherical metal pellet in Markov's calf muscle.years imprisonment. The news has sparked calls
The pellet was made up of 90% platinum andfor stricter laws on immigrants in Italy, though the
10% iridium and had drilled holes in which traces ofincident doesn't appear to have made a dent in
a poison known as ricin were found. The ricin wasthe number of travellers taking a short break in
held in place by a special sugar substance whichRome.
was designed to melt at body temperature,For the vast majority of us though umbrellas
releasing the poison into the blood stream oncecontinue to serve as a useful tool for keeping us
the pellet had hit its mark. Ricin is a proteindry when the heavens open, but in the wrong
produced by the castor bean plant, found in thehands, this humble household item can become a
leaves and stem, but is most concentrated in thedeadly weapon.
seeds. It is highly toxic to man and has no known